DIURETIC SONG 3
An Ode to Hydrochlorothiazide
Tune: All I do is Dream of You the Whole Night Through
All I do is pee for you the whole day through,
And when night falls, still nature calls,
All ‘cause of you!
When I’m asleep, when I’m awake,
You never give me any break,
You’re steady, ready, but so hard to take!
I hardly can pronounce your name — Hydrochlorothiazide,
But sad to say I'm now your most unwilling bride!
If peeing were a job that paid, I'd be a millionaire today,
But I’m a volunteer for you the whole day through!
Lyrics © Joan Levin 2022