10/14/19

Noshing Chorus from the Student Blintz

Noshing Chorus from the Student Blintz 
(with thanks to Sigmund Romberg who wrote the famous "Drink, Drink, Drink" song for "The Student Prince.")   
Lyrics © 1979 Joan D. Levin

Nosh, Nosh, Nosh, 
The Nova is all you want for ten dollars a pound!
Nosh, Nosh, Nosh, 
And please pass the plates of bagels and cream cheese around!

Corned beef, chopped liver, pastrami too,  
Piled high on rye with some kraut sprinkled through!
Fresh dill pickle, and if you wish, a side dish of gefilte fish,
Nosh, Nosh, clean up your plate!
Nosh, Nosh, early or late!
Nosh, Nosh, Nosh, the deli is open so why should you wait?

Mounds of sour cream, and under that pickled herring by the vat!
Nosh, Nosh, no need for haste,
Heed not wallet nor waist, 
Nosh, Nosh Nosh, the food is delicious so have a good taste!
LET’S NOSH!

Nosh, Nosh, Nosh, 
The horseradish burns its way to the back of your spine!
Nosh, Nosh, Nosh, 
Extinguish the fire with glasses of sweet Concord wine!
Kreplach, kneidlach, and knishes of course, 
Platters of latkes in sweet applesauce, 
Noodle kugel with crusty top, the kishke is about to pop,
One more helping can’t hurt!
Feel the appetite spurt!
Nosh, Nosh, Nosh, 
And now it is time to enjoy some dessert!

Sticky schnecken, and kuchen too, with plums  and apples all for you!
Nosh, Nosh, come back for more!  That’s what man is here for!
Nosh,Nosh, Nosh, let’s take a short nap and then nibble some more!

LET'S NOSH!


7/12/19

Health Research Group Songs

Lyrics written at Public Citizen Health Research Group 
circa 1981-1986.  Our Director was Sidney Wolfe, M.D. 


The Freedom of Information Act Song
Tune: The Best Things in Life are Free

The Government is everyone’s,
We pay all the bills you see,
So what they say and what they do,
Is open to scrutiny!

The memos, reports,
And files of all sorts,
The stuff that they write,
By day (and night)—-
It’s information we should see;
Let’s make sure we keep it free!


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Down at the Drugstore
Tune: Up on the Housetops

Down at the drugstore shoppers pause,
Buying pills with lots of flaws,
Over the counter every day,
Bringing in bucks for the PMA*

Hee Hee Hee, O.T.C.**
Ho Ho Ho, It’s gotta go —-
Put down that bottle, ick, ick, ick!
That stuff will never do the trick!

Here comes Santa in to shop,
Doctor Wolfe says: “Santa, STOP!
What could you want with pills like that?”
Santa says “I’m much too fat!”
   
“P.P.A.***?  Nay Nay Nay!
    Just you walk, don’t ride your sleigh!
That stuff will make you sick sick sick!”
Doctor Wolfe told Old Saint Nick!

Santa ran behind his sleigh,
Thought he soon would waste away!
Soon he became so very slim
No chimney was too tight for him! 

He left H.R.G. with a wink and a smile, 
And a dozen new petitions all ready to file, 
And for Doctor Wolfe what he’d like the most:
His own Health Column in the Washington Post!
——————
*   Pharmaceutical Manufacturers Association
** Over the Counter
*** Phenylpropanolamine (a “weight loss” pill)


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Song inspired by "Surgery in Maryland Hospitals 1979 and 1980, Charges and Deaths" published by Public Citizen Health Research Group in 1982 

Tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic (except as noted) 

In the winter, in the spring, 
And in the summer and the fall,
We are jolly little gallstones,
Splashing gaily in your gall,
If we don’t become infected, 
We will do no harm at all— 
So put away that knife!
       
     (Tune: Maryland my Maryland — or Oh Tannenbaum)
     Thou wilt not rip they patients off,  
     Maryland my Maryland!)

(Tune: Battle Hymn)
I’m your pudgy little prostate, 
And I’m sometimes in the way,
So your doctor wants to ream me out,
Or cut me clean away,
Better take a good hard look,
At the figures in this book,
It’s your money AND your life!
  
     (Tune: Dixie) 
     We’ll tell you straight if you’ve forgotten, 
     Health care can be downright rotten,  
     And you’ll pay!  And you’ll pay!  And you’ll pay!   
     Many Grand!

(Tune: Battle Hymn)
When the doctor sticks his head out,
From that big white drape below,
And says’ “You can keep the playpen,
But the nursery’s got to go!”
You can give his diagnosis, 
That old well-informed Heave-Ho, 
       If you read this book today!

     (Tune: Yankee Doodle) 
     Some Marylanders came down sick,  
     It wasn’t one bit pleasing,
     Some got well, and some got worse, 
     And some just got a fleecing!)

(Tune: Battle Hymn) 
When  your tonsils start to tremble, 
When your gut begins to slip; 
When you feel a “hot” appendix, 
Or an adenoidal drip;
Then check out your local medics —- 
That’s not silly-- It’s just hip!  
‘Cause you’re the one who’ll pay!

(Tune: Battle Hymn  -- Glory Hallelujah chorus) 
Get a second diagnosis, 
for your ‘itis or your ‘osis!; 
Check the facts from top to toeses!  
It’s the safe effective way!

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Testimony of a Drug Company Executive 
in Support of an Application for a New Psychotropic Drug. 

Tune: I’d Like to Get You on a Slow Boat to China

We’d like to see ya, in the Pharmacopeia,
That’s where the profits grow!
Doctors will write you, on mountains of scrip,
Druggist won’t fight you, 
And folks love psychotropics cause they’re oh so hip!

We’ll fudge information, on our application,
(What does a lab rat know?)
We’d like to see ya, in the Pharmacopeia, 
That’s where the profits grow!

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Bringing Down Delany
The Delany Clause in the Federal Food, Drug and Cosmetics Act was intended to keep carcinogens off the market.  Ronald Reagan’s administration tried to weaken it.  Richard Schweiker was Secretary of Health and Human Services.  You can read more about the Delany Clause here:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK216642/

Tune: Swingin’ down the Lane

Ron and Richard hand in hand, 
Bringing down Delany!
All the Congress feeling grand, 
Bringing down Delany!
They won’t miss the kiss of death, 
In our daily bread,
Stuff like this, 
Should be fed to rats instead!
When the market's on the rise, 
For Blue Number Two — 
And they’re putting formalin,
In our nice shampoo —
We’d just like to wash our hair, 
Of the Ron and Richard pair, 
And keep Delany safe for me and you!




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Ask for the package label
Tune: Look for the Union Label

Ask for the package label, 
When your prescriptions are ready to go!
While you are squinting, at tiny printing,
The label tells you, so many things you need to know!
Now someday, we’ll all get inserts*
We all hope that day will not be too far!
For now just ask for the package label!
Or else be sure to read it in in the PDR!**

  • Patient package inserts with instructions, warnings etc. in lay language.
   ** Physicans Desk Reference - among other things, an annual compendium of the official labeling (detailed professional product information) for drugs. 


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Send me the Polysyllable that you Dream On!
As I struggled to master medical and pharmaceutical vocabulary, I wrote this country & western style!

My mama often told me,
In the days when I was  young,
Now gal, take care what sort of things,
You put upon your tongue!
There’s lots of stuff will make you sick, 
It’s high time that you heard,
But Mama never warned me of --
The polysyllabic word!

Chorus:
Three syllables are quite enough, 
We do not need no more!
Polysyllabification’s 
Gonna run me out the door!
I’ve seen its poison spreading,
In the colleges each fall,
But I can tell you, medicine --
Is quite the worst of all!

Benzodiazepines, phenothiazines, 
The list goes on and on,
Each day my tongue feels like it’s done,
A triple marathon!
Let’s ask the FDA to keep,
Our language pure and plain —
If it can’t be said in two or three, 
Perhaps it ain’t worth sayin’!

Chorus: 
Three syllables are quite enough,
To name them consarned pills!
‘Cause when I see them big long words,
I break right out in chills!
So send off your petition,
To the FDA today!
And be a public citizen,
For words we all can say!

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We’re Having to Go Out to Get what We Should Get at Home.

Tune: Use any country and western style  “done me wrong” song.  This was a "protest" song to remind certain people at Health Research Group to put our “house subscription” journals back on the shelf so we wouldn’t have to go out to a medical library, generally at George Washington University of National Library of Medicine, for them!
_________________

N-E-J-M and JAMA and L-A-N-C-E-T ,
B-M-J and others too are here at H-R-G,
But we can’t see the new ones here, 
that’s why we have to roam,
We’re having to go out to get,
What we should get at home!
   
Chorus:
Oh, we’re having to go out to get,
What we should get at home,
They’ve piled up high in Sid’s room, 
They’ve obscured his telephone!
They’re stacked on chairs, way up to there, 
And we can only groan!
For having to go out to get,
What we should get at home!

I’m tellin’ you G-W, 
Your library is max!
I love to walk through morning dew,
To vist your sweet stacks!
But half the time I know our postman --
Brought the needed tome,
And I’m having to go out to get 
What we should get at home!

Chorus: 
Yes we’re having to go out to get.
What we should get at home,
We need a way we all can share, 
To overturn each stone!
I don’t know who supports this view, 
So I’ll just sign it: Joan
Please don’t make us go out to get, 
What we should get at home!
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Our Director, Sidney Wolfe, M.D., truly lived the healthful life he urged on others, but at times perhaps he over did with all that good healthful exercise!

Sid Breaks another Bone! 
Tune: Cold, Cold Heart

You’ve upped the odds to keep our bods,
As healthy as can be,
But somehow all that prudent living,
Ain’t your cup of tea!
We see you and you look just fine, 
But when we turn our back —
Again resounds that awful sound: 
Another bone goes CRACK!

A leg upon the jogging trail, 
An arm upon the court.
You came to grief to catch a thief, 
Or such was the report!
And as you go in hot pursuit, 
Of life’s elusive goals,
Your orthopod is making a 
Down payment on a Rolls!

All this will have to stop you know, 
It simply cannot last!
We do not want to see our Sid, 
In yet another cast!
We’ll write the President today, 
Here’s what we hope he’ll do:
Create a brand new agency --
Of safety just for YOU!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





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3/1/19

Farewell to Washigton, D.C.

The 3218 Davenport Street Song
Written when our Washington, D.C. house was up for sale in 1995.  Terri Robinson was the Realtor through whom we bought this house in 1979. I moved back to Chicago when the house was sold

Tune: Memories (from the musical Cats)


See There! Why, it's Terri's for Sale Sign!
Out in front of a fine house, 
That you surely should buy!
It's a red brick colonial, 
With a slate shingle roof;
And the price is not too high!

Eight rooms, with four bedrooms and bathrooms,
Plus a sunroom and basement,
Where the kids can have fun!
On a nice street, with trees and grass and parking galore,
And with lots of light and sun!
------------------
Lots of room to dig a pool or Throw a huge garden party,
Your friends will drool, 
They'll all say you're cool,
And you'll feel like such a smarty!
------------------
Rock Creek, nicely graces your doorstep,
Bus and Metro and cabs are, 
Only footsteps away!
With great shopping this is the best location in town,
Write that contract! Don't delay!
----------------
Write that contract, don't be doubtful,
Now is no time for stalling.
Someone else will snap it up, while interest rates are falling!
---------------------------
Buy it! You will never regret it!
All you need to do now is, 
Give the agent a ring!
When you're living on Davenport, You've really arrived!
You'll be living, like a king!
---------------------------
Thirty-- two eighteen on Davenport,
If you owned it you could be 
In your new home today!
When you buy it you'll understand what happiness is!
Don't let this one get away!
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The 3218 Davenport Street Song --- Lyrics Copyright 1995 Joan D Levin
Tune: Memories from Cats. 

12/4/18

Rock Around the Park

Tune: Rock around the Clock 

Written during the Park Protests of the 1990's but just as applicable in the 2020's!


Rock around the Park – Tune: Rock around the Clock
Lyrics:  Joan Levin with more by Herb Caplan 

(Note: this was written for Lincoln Park but where appropriate substitute "We love our parks and we'll fight to keep them green" or substitute the name of any threatened park and we'll fight to keep it green)
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When the city brings those big machines,
We’ll stand and say “Just leave it green!”
We love the grass and trees and sand and surf, and we don’t need no Astroturf
We love Lincoln Park and we’ll fight to keep it green.

Put your big bulldozer into gear,
And drive it right on out of here!
We love the grass and trees and sand and surf, and we don’t need no Astroturf
We love Lincoln Park and we’ll fight to keep it green.

We do not need that playfield here,
We want it Open, Free and Clear,
We love the grass and trees and sand and surf, and we don’t need no Astroturf
We love Lincoln Park and we’ll fight to keep it green.

So let the Mayor rant and rave –
We’ll stand our ground so he can’t pave!
We love the grass and trees and sand and surf, and we don’t need no Astroturf
We love Lincoln Park and we’ll fight to keep it green.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This is a cooperative venture, so feel free to add your own rhymed couplet for the first two lines!! Joan

More Great Verses from Herb Caplan!

We made our case, the truth is proved.
Latin is wrong, we won't be moved.
We love the grass and trees and sand and surf, and we don’t need no Astroturf
We love Lincoln Park and we’ll fight to keep it green.

Let Tim Mitchell try to harass,
We smile and tell him Kiss our grass.
We love the grass and trees and sand and surf, and we don’t need no Astroturf
We love Lincoln Park and we’ll fight to keep it green.

And still more from Herb Caplan!
Once again, to be sung to "Rock Around the Clock!"

(This was written during Latin School's efforts to usurp a heavily used local park for its own use as a playground exclusively for its students.)


Tell Latin School at North and Clark
You can't just steal a public park.
We love the grass and trees and sand and surf, and we don’t need no Astroturf
We love Lincoln Park and we’ll fight to keep it green.

How can a school have class appeal
that teaches how to sneak and steal.
We love the grass and trees and sand and surf, and we don’t need no Astroturf
We love Lincoln Park and we’ll fight to keep it green.

Your secret deal creates a stench
Why can't Latin act like a mench.
We love the grass and trees and sand and surf, and we don’t need no Astroturf
We love Lincoln Park and we’ll fight to keep it green.

Soccer fields can sprout with fees. But
Rare meadows do not grow on trees.
We love the grass and trees and sand and surf, and we don’t need no Astroturf
We love Lincoln Park and we’ll fight to keep it green.

Meadow by meadow moves the theft
Until no blade of grass is left.
We love the grass and trees and sand and surf, and we don’t need no Astroturf
We love Lincoln Park and we’ll fight to keep it green.

A grassy field to play and prowl
Then Latin comes to turn it foul.
We love the grass and trees and sand and surf, and we don’t need no Astroturf
We love Lincoln Park and we’ll fight to keep it green.

What Latin wants, Latin will take,
St. Patrick come drive out that snake.
We love the grass and trees and sand and surf, and we don’t need no Astroturf

We love Lincoln Park and we’ll fight to keep it green.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Clearly Herb Caplan Wins the Trophy for Best Lyricist!

😀

10/28/17

THE GREAT CHICAGO BLIZZARD OF 1967

The lyrics below are intended to be sung to the melodies of Franz Schubert's famous song cycle Winterreise, a Winter's Journey.   

I wrote them during the Great Chicago Blizzard of January 26-27, 1967, over 50 years ago, which set records for snowfall and stopped the city for many days!

Here are a few accounts of those days: 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1967_Chicago_blizzard

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-chicago-blizzard-1967-20170125-story.html

https://patch.com/illinois/chicago/fifty-years-later-remembering-chicagos-big-snow-1967

https://www.gpb.org/blogs/two-way-street/2014/01/31/remembering-when-snow-storm-brought-down-political-empire


Keep scrolling down to see the lengthy Weather.gov account as well as some news photos from these remarkable days

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Schubert: Winterreise: Gute Nacht (Good Night)  

Chicago Snowstorm of January 1967 

Lyrics © Joan Levin 1979


The City Council met today to talk about the snow.

The hot air in the Chamber Room would melt the ice below.

Ross Lathrop* made a fiery speech (he’s running hard this year),

And asked why not one Fifth Ward street was passable or clear.

     “I’ve old folks living in my ward; their food is running low,

     “ I can’t imagine why you boys can’t clear away the snow!” 


Our Mayor** on the TV Tube looked puffy-eyed and sore,

And not the buoyant Bridgeport boy that we have seen before!

“You didn’t carry well for me, my local pols have said,

“And now you think we’ll dig you out?  You’ve snowballs in your head!

    “The Party gives, the Party takes, there ain’t no more free beer!

   “Take lessons from Marzullo,*** Ross, and better luck next year!”  


“We’ve made a deal with Kenny Sain**** from ninety thousand bucks,

“For which he’ll send the number of a pal who owns some trucks.

“He’ll get his like his Daddy did he knows the game quite well, 

“And all you independent cranks can warm your toes in Hell!”

     Now Oberman***** would pass a bill to make us clean our walk, 

    While all the City Council does is sit around and talk.


They’ll jerry-rig some garbage trucks and send them forth to clean,

They will not spend one dollar on a modern snow machine!

And will we see one penny of the cash they save that way?

Forget it friend, they’ll meet again to vote themselves more pay!

  I’ve watched the scene at City Hall as crises come and go,

  But this one makes my gooseflesh crawl: the politics of snow!

 The politics of snow!


* An independent alderman

** Mayor Richard J. Daley

*** Alderman Vito Marzullo, a Daley machine alderman

**** A party factotum, sometime putative Deputy Mayor, tied to Daley machine 

*****Martin Oberman, an independent alderman


                                                      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Schubert, Winterreise Der Lindenbaum  The Linden Tree

The Little Boys Lyrics © Joan Levin 2019


On the walk outside my doorway there stands my oldest child,

And he says he’ll help me shovel, where the drifts of snow are piled.

So I offer him a chocolate or a gingersnap or two,

But he answers as he starts his work, “Mama, fifty cents will do!”


Now the young one sees his brother removing heaps of snow,

And he thinks he’d like to try this and make a lot of dough.

Does he think to help his mother who is cold and stiff and sore?

No! That little imp is shoveling for the folks who live next door!


They’ve built snowmen, they’ve gone sledding, 

They’ve pushed strangers cares that mired –

But when I cry “Please help me!”

They say “Mom, we’re just too tired!”


There are puddles in the parlor from a hundred snowy shoes,

Wool socks drying in the kitchen on this morning’s unread news.

Cocoa burning in a saucepan where they’ve gone to fix a snack,

And I’d gladly trade this household, for a day upon the rack!

For a day upon the rack!


                                                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Schubert Winterreise  Die Wetterfahne (Weathervane) 

Snow Fashion Lyrics © Joan Levin 1979


I go out to roam in the bright winter sunshine, 

To witness the wonder of nature’s display.

But here upon the streets about me,

I notice the fashions of winter today!


A jacket of down with an L. L. Bean label,

Of bright rip-stopping nylon is now de rigeur,

Unless you’ve a liking for pipeline apparel,

In which case it’s canvas with coyote fur!


They’re low boots and high boots and right-up-your-thigh boots, 

And boots with spike heels with a sharp downward thrust ---

That seems to center in your instep,

As you stand there helpless packed in a bus!


The children are dressed in their snowmobile outfits,

And climb on the drifts and slide down with ease,

And plodding there in mounds of sweaters---

Just like a slightly drunken walrus---

A middle aged matron on cross country skis!

                                        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~`


Schubert Winterreise  Gefrorne Tranen (Frozen Tears)

 Frozen Mittens  Lyrics © Joan Levin 1979 


My frozen mittens drying, I thaw my hands and face.

With hours and hours of trying, I’ve cleared a parking place—

I’ve finally cleared a place!


I’ve place a folding card chair; it marks my labor spot,

And damned be he who moves, it; I’ll make him wish he’d not!


Please take my bread and butter, but hands of that chair!

For the space I dug is mine, all mine, I’ll never, never share!


I cannot hang a ticket on your care, if it comes to that,

But beware, my friends, when you return,

You’ll find your tires all flat!

Yes all four tires dead flat!

                                         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Schubert Winterreise, Der Musensohn (the Muse’s Son)

Big Snow, Chicago, January 1967  Lyrics © 2019 Joan Levin


Day 1: 

The snowflakes gently easing a mantle white and pleasing, 

Upon the wintry ground, upon the wintry ground.

The trees stand dark as etchings, the scene is simply fetching, 

It makes the poet’s heart pound!

The scene is simply fetching, it makes the poet’s heart pound!


Day 2:

The snowflakes still are falling, and all the traffic’s crawling,

We shovel and shovel some more,

But when we’ve cleared a pathway, it just won’t meet us halfway, 

It soon dumps more than before!

It dumps all over us as before!


Day 3:

Another snowy daybreak, my arms and legs and back ache,

I fight the drifts once more, that form at my front door!

I’m sliding and I’m slipping, on glacial sidewalks tripping!

I’m battered bruised and sore!

On glacial sidewalks tripping, I’m battered bruised and sore!


Day 4: 

The windowpanes are leaking, the back porch roof is creaking, 

My car looks like an igloo standing there!

The trees still look like etchings (they make me feel like retching) 

It’s one big pain you know where!

It’s one great big royal pain you know where! 


Day 5: 

And once again it’s snowing, my cabin fever’s growing,

What shall I do?  I know!  What shall I do?  I know!

I’ll conjure secret curses and hex all who write verses,

Romanticizing snow!

And hex all who write verses romanticizing snow!!!!


                              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`


Schubert Winterreise Frühlingstraume (Spring Dream) 

Winter Nightmare Lyrics Joan Levin ©  1979


I dreamed of a city snowplow,

Cleaning the snow from my street.

I dreamed that my driveway was shoveled,

The sidwalks swept clean at my feet: The sidewalks swept clean at my feet!


But with the sparrows chirping, Mel Zellman said “more snow!”

And sounds spilled through my window, from icebound streets below!

The whirring, screeching, churning, of cars in need of tow!


But down in Florida sunning, who’s toasting his buns on the beach?

But down in Florida sunning, who’s toasting his buns on the beach?

Could that have been our guv’nor, where icicles never reach?

Could that have been our guv’nor, where icicles never reach!


I dreamed that Rapid Transit, was cheerily making it’s way,

I dreamed that the buses were running, with never a snag or delay!

With never a snag or delay!


But once again, those sparrows! I grab my radio!

And hear the Shadow Network, and learn of transit woe!

And find that nothing’s running, to where I want to go!


But there at RTA, who’s saying “we must plan next year?”

But there at RTA, who’d saying “we must plan next year?”

Who could it be but Lou Hill!  Better late than never, my dear!

Better late than never my dear!

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Mel Zellman was a TV weatherman

Lou Hill was a city and transit planner in Chicago

Otto Kerner was Illinois Governor whose then reported absence during this crisis did  not serve him well politically.  

The Shadow Network was a local network, not the Chinese one as far as I know!


                                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Schubert Winterreise Der Leiermann (the hurdy-gurdy man) 

The Snow Woman  Lyrics © Joan Levin 1979


Now the snow is melting, sunshine warms our way,

Sidewalks greet our footsteps, on Election Day,

Everyone is thinking: Surely she can’t win!

Stick it to Bilandic* and his silly grin!

Stick it to Bilandic and his silly grin!


Janey’s **in the subway, many hands to shake!

Say she’ll fire the big boys who are on the take!

All the pols are laughing, liberals the same,

They’re still second guessing Singer’s*** last campaign!

They’re still second guessing Singer’s last campaign!


See the morning paper?

No, it’s not a dream!

Snow and trash and Janey,

Stopped the big machine!


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*Mayor Anthony Bilandic, successor to Mayor Richard J. Daley. 

** Mayor Jane Byrne – here running for office.

***Independent Alderman Bill Singer

Notes- interesting article about Musensohn

https://classical-iconoclast.blogspot.com/2016/09/manic-depressive-schubert-der-musensohn.html

                

                                                     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~




More about that big Chicago Snowstorm of 1967


https://www.weather.gov/lot/67blizzard


50th Anniversary of the 1967 Blizzard - Largest Snowfall in Chicago on Record

Weather.gov > Chicago, IL > 50th Anniversary of the 1967 Blizzard - Largest Snowfall in Chicago on Record

  • The January, 1967 Blizzard

By Jim Allsopp, Warning Coordination Meteorologist (ret.) & edits by Meteorologist Richard Castro

 

The Event

On January 26 and 27, 1967, Chicago endured its worst snowstorm on record. The snow started at 502 AM on the 26th, and by 1010 AM of the 27th a record 23 inches of snow crippled the city. The previous record snow for the city was 19 inches on March 25th and 26th, 1930. During the storm winds gusted to 53 mph at Midway Airport. The high winds caused considerable blowing and drifting. Drifts 4 to 6 feet high were widespread throughout the area.

 

The heaviest snow fell in the morning and early afternoon of the 26th with the maximum rate of accumulation 2 inches per hour during the late morning. A thunderstorm was reported at Meigs Field. Snow tapered off by evening but intensified again overnight.

 

Two days before the blizzard, on January 24th, the high temperature was 65 degrees and the low was 44, both records that still stand today. Thunderstorms occurred in the evening of the 24th. There were reports of wind damage, and funnel clouds were spotted in the southwest section of the city. The wind gusted to 48 mph at Midway. The wall of a building under construction at 87th and Stony Island toppled, killing one man and injuring four others.



From Cicero, 25th Street & 50th Avenue

         Courtesy of Jeff Geisler

 

 

The Impact

Snow began on Thursday morning, January 26th but most people made it to work and school without much trouble. But by noon about 8 inches was already on the ground and O’Hare Airport was shut down. Some businesses and schools released employees and students early. The commute home, even for those who started early, was a nightmare. Many workers did not get home, or arrived very late. Many stayed at work or in hotels. By Friday morning the city was at a standstill. The airports and local transportation were shut down. In the city of Chicago 20,000 cars and 1,100 CTA buses were stranded in the snow. People walked to stores to clear the shelves of bread and milk. Helicopters were used to deliver medical supplies to hospitals, and food and blankets to stranded motorists. Expectant mothers were taken to hospitals by sled, bulldozer and snow plow. At least a dozen babies were born at home. Looting became a problem on the west and near south sides of the city. Another problem in the aftermath of the storm was low supplies of heating oil. Trucks couldn’t get access to buildings.

 


By Saturday the 28th, Chicago was beginning to dig itself out. Commuter trains were running and CTA buses were operating most lines. The city sent a workforce of 2,500 people with 500 pieces of equipment out to clear the streets. Iowa, Wisconsin and Michigan sent heavy equipment to help with the snow removal. But the thousands of abandoned vehicles hampered the clean up. Snow was hauled by dump truck to the Chicago River. O’Hare finally opened around midnight Monday, allowing people who had been stranded for days to finally get home. Most schools didn’t reopen until Tuesday. By then most transportation was back to normal.  

 

By the time it was over, 60 people were dead and there was an estimated $150 million in business losses (about $904 million in 2006 dollars).  The 1967 snowstorm probably caused the biggest disruption to the commerce and transportation of Chicago of any event since the Great Chicago Fire of 1871. 




From an alley near Massasoit Avenue in Chicago

Courtesy of Brian LoCicero.



 

The Meteorology

On Wednesday January 25 a cold front had moved through the upper Midwest replacing the balmy 60 degree weather of the previous day with more seasonal readings. A strong 1032mb (30.48 in) high pressure center was over the prairie provinces of southern Canada. A vigorous upper level trough was moving across the southern Rockies causing a low pressure area to form at the surface near the Texas Panhandle. By midnight of Thursday January 26 the high was building into the northern plains states while the low, now at 1008mb (29.77 in) continued to develop and move east to Oklahoma. During the day Thursday the upper trough moved through the mid and lower Mississippi Valley and an upper level low began forming near the Missouri/Arkansas border. The surface low moved through Arkansas and western Tennessee and Kentucky, reaching south central Indiana by midnight Friday. The low deepened rapidly to 997mb (29.44 in) as it moved to Indiana.

 

Dew points in the 50s to lower 60s over the southern plains and Gulf Coast states fed the storm with ample moisture while the Canadian high pressure, now centered over Lake Superior and southern Ontario, kept cold dry air pouring into the Great Lakes. The strong pressure gradient between the high over the upper Lakes and the deepening low over the Ohio Valley caused winds to howl off Lake Michigan. This produced severe blowing and drifting of snow as well as causing lake effect enhancement of the snowfall.

 

On Friday the upper low continued to form and move northeast to northwest Ohio. The surface low occluded and deepened to 990mb (29.23 in) as it lifted northeast across Lake Erie and into southeast Ontario, Canada by Friday night. By this time the snow had ended in Chicago and winds shifted to north northwest and began to subside.




Weather Maps from the Great Blizzard of 1967


 

The Forecast

Issued at 945 AM Wednesday January 25th

Thursday...Cloudy with a chance of snow especially in the afternoon. High near 30. Northeast winds 8 to 15 mph. Chance of precipitation 50 percent.

 

Issued at 345 PM Wednesday January 25th

Thursday...Cloudy with rain or snow likely. High in the 30s. Northeast to east winds 10 to 18 mph. Chance of precipitation 50 percent.

Thursday Night...Rain or snow likely. Low in the lower 30s. Chance of precipitation 50 percent.

Friday...Rain or snow ending.

 

Issued 945 PM Wednesday January 25th

...Hazardous Driving Warning late tonight and Thursday...

Remainder of tonight...Cloudy and colder with snow possibly mixed with freezing rain beginning late tonight. Low in the upper 20s. Chance of precipitation 50 percent.

Thursday...Snow mixed with freezing rain likely. High in the lower 30s. Northeast to east winds 10 to 20 mph. Chance of precipitation greater than 90 percent.

Thursday Night...Snow or rain changing to snow and turning colder. Low near 20. Chance of precipitation greater than 90 percent.

Friday...Partly cloudy and colder.  

 

Issued at 345 AM Thursday January 26

...Heavy Snow Warning...

Today...Snow with accumulations of 4 inches or more by this afternoon. High in the lower 30s. Northeast winds 15 to 25 mph. Chance of precipitation greater than 90 percent.

Tonight...Snow diminishing or ending. Colder with the low near 20. North to northeast winds 15 to 25 mph. Chance of precipitation 80 percent.

Friday...Partly cloudy and colder. High in the mid 20s. Chance of precipitation 20 percent.

 

Issued at 945 AM Thursday January 26

...Heavy Snow Warning...

Today...An additional 4 to 8 inches. Windy with steady temperatures. Northeast winds 25 to 35 mph. Chance of precipitation 100 percent.

Tonight...Snow diminishing and ending. Colder with the low 10 to 15. North to northwest winds 15 to 30 mph. Chance of precipitation 50 percent.

Friday...Partly cloudy and colder. High in the middle 20s. Northwest winds 12 to 22 mph. Chance of precipitation 20 percent.

 

 

Over the last half century, the advent of high resolution numerical weather prediction models, advanced GOES satellite technology, Doppler radar, and a dense network of automated surface observations has allowed forecasters to give much more accurate warnings of snow storms with much greater lead time, which enabled, for instance, a much longer advanced notice and preparation time for the 2011 Groundhog Day Blizzard. Despite the infamous photos of cars standed on a snowbound Lakeshore Drive, similar scenes were far more isolated after the Groundhog Day Blizzard. This is because the blizzard warnings were heeded and many businesses were closed before or as the snow started, so many people stayed home or left work early enough to return home safely.

 

 


 Chicago Records

 

  • Greatest snowfall from a storm - 23.0 inches January 26-27, 1967.
  • At the time, greatest snowfall in a calendar day - 16.4 inches on January 26, 1967 (this was surpassed when 18.6 inches fell on January 2, 1999).
  • At the time, greatest snowfall in a 24 hour period - 19.8 inches January 26-27, 1967 (surpassed by Groundhog Day Blizzard 1/31-2/2/11: 20.0 inches February 1-2, 2011). 
  • At the time, greatest snow depth - Additional snows brought the snow depth to 27 inches by February 6, 1967. (This was surpassed when 29 inches covered the ground January 14, 1979)  A total of 36.5 inches of snow fell on the city during the 11-day period from January 26 through February 5, 1967, which is close to normal snowfall for an entire season! Snow covered the ground until March 10.
  • At the time, greatest snowfall for a season - The winter of 1966-1967 set the record for Chicago with a total of 68.4 inches. (The record has since been surpassed four times).

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